J3 Consultants Hong Kong Insider Chats - This is my Hong Kong, The Real Hong Kong
For Visitors That Do Not Want To Book A Tour But Want the Hong Kong Stories
The J3 Group - Premium Quality Private Tours | Experiences and Insider Chats since 2010
Me Jamie, your host, I am English and I have lived in Hong Kong since January 2nd 1972 - I know the place.
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Foreword by Jamie
Two Hours with a Hong Kong Original - The Real Story Over Coffee (or not!)
Most visitors to Hong Kong never book a tour. That is a fact, and it has been a fact for years. They build a trip from YouTube, TikTok, Google and now AI. A lot of those plans look tidy on a screen. A lot of them fall apart once you try to walk them.
This post is about one of those plans. It is a real AI itinerary a guest sent me. I am putting the image on this page because the problem is easier to see than to describe. The Insider Chat exists for people who do not want a walking tour at all, and for people who already have a plan and want a straight conversation about whether it will work. I will review a plan if you bring one. I do not write one for you.
I am English, from Middlesbrough, England. I have lived in Hong Kong since 2nd January 1972. I have completed 2,400+ private tours since 2011. My wife was born here. That mix is the point of the chat. A local Cantonese-speaking guide will give you one kind of truth. I give you another, in plain English, with no script.
The booking that went away
I had a confirmed booking for three days of private tours. A week later the family cancelled. A family member had produced a full AI itinerary and wanted to “set up her own tour.”
The plan looked comprehensive. It was also full of timing that does not work in Hong Kong. The booking was worth a little over US$2,500 to me. That is business. Bookings come and go. The worse part is simpler. They were about to spend their holiday fighting the city instead of reading it.
This is not unusual now. In the past six months I have seen it again and again. People trust a clean list. Hong Kong is not a clean list.
IMAGE - the itinerary
Keep the screenshot here. Caption: A real AI itinerary sent to me by a guest. Click the image to enlarge.
What the page actually says
The plan runs from a Wednesday night arrival through a Sunday lunchtime flight.
Arrival is 7.45pm. After immigration and the hotel they are sent to Temple Street Night Market and then the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront. Possible, if the flight is on time and nobody is finished. Tight, if you treat 7.45pm as the moment you walk out of the terminal. It is not.
Thursday is Central and Sheung Wan. Lin Heung Lau at 7am. Graham Street Market at 9.30am. Tai Kwun at 11am. Then a walk along Hollywood Road into Sheung Wan from 1pm to 3.30pm. Tsim Chai Kee Noodle at 3.30pm. Star Ferry at 5.30pm. Symphony of Lights at 8pm. That is a long day dressed up as a neat timetable.
Friday is Ngong Ping, the Big Buddha and Po Lin Monastery in the morning, then M+ in West Kowloon at 3.30pm, then dinner at Hutong at 7.30pm. The plan allows 3 to 4 hours on Lantau Island and still expects you in West Kowloon mid-afternoon.
Saturday starts at Australia Dairy Company at 7.30am, Mak Man Kee next door at 8.30am, the Hong Kong Museum of History until lunch, Sham Shui Po for dim sum and tofu pudding, street wandering from 3pm, the Peak Tram at 6.30pm as the sun goes, and Ho Lee Fook in SoHo at 9pm.
Sunday is breakfast and a 12.20pm flight, with a note to be at Hong Kong International Airport by 10am because the Airport Express from Tsim Sha Tsui “takes about 24 minutes.”
On paper it is a full holiday. On the ground it is two holidays glued together.
Timing is the problem, not the list of places
I actually smiled when I read it. Not at the guest. At the confidence of the timings.
One restaurant on the list had already closed. Another well-known one had moved address four years earlier. That happens. AI copies old pages. The real trouble was the hours.
The Hollywood Road walk is given from 1pm to 3.30pm. You can do that stretch in half the time if you are simply walking. You can also lose the afternoon if you stop in every shop and then join a noodle queue. The plan does not know which kind of guest you are, so it guesses, and the guess is often both too long and too short in the same day.
A popular restaurant marked as a 30-minute stop is the same mistake the other way. You can wait outside, then wait to order, then eat. An hour disappears. Bang goes the rest of the afternoon. A day written as 12 hours becomes 16. People remember the 16.
Friday is the clearest example. A proper visit to the Big Buddha is not a cable-car ride with a photograph at the top. Queues move with the weather. Getting down and across to West Kowloon for M+ at 3.30pm only works if nothing runs long. Something always runs long.
Saturday puts Sham Shui Po in the afternoon and Victoria Peak at 6.30pm. Evening on the Peak from about 5pm is crowded. I stopped taking night tours up there for that reason. Local photographers, tripods, no room to stand, and a ride that feels like a cattle truck. Sunset sounds wonderful until you realise a few thousand other people had the same idea.
Sunday’s 24 minutes on the Airport Express is platform talk. It is not door of the hotel to seat on the aircraft. Bags, the train, the airport, security. I take layover guests back to immigration in the departures hall at Hong Kong International Airport for a reason. The last morning of a trip is not the morning to trust a short number.
None of this means the places are wrong. Temple Street, Tai Kwun, Hollywood Road, the Star Ferry, the Big Buddha, M+, Sham Shui Po and Victoria Peak are all worth a visit if they fit the person in front of you. The list is not the failure. The idea that you can stack them like boxes is the failure.
Two hours. No walking. A proper conversation.
This is for people who want to understand Hong Kong and do not want a walking tour to do it.
You sit down with me in your hotel lobby, or at Hong Kong International Airport if you are on a layover. You ask what you actually want to know. I answer from 50+ years of living here and from 2,400+ private tours since 2011. You leave with a clearer picture of how this city works than you will get from a screen.
I do not take you up a hill. I do not put you on a set route. I do not write an itinerary for you. If you already have a plan, bring it. If you do not, that is fine. The chat stands on its own.
Who this is for
It suits first-time visitors who want a briefing before they start walking.
It suits people who have already seen the main sights and now want the stories behind them.
It suits travellers who are tired, jet-lagged, travelling with children or older parents, or simply not in the mood for another four hours on their feet.
It suits business visitors who have a gap in the diary and would rather talk than dash.
It suits Hong Kong residents with family or friends in town who want a straight explanation of the place, in English, from someone who has been here since 2nd January 1972.
It also suits people who want a different take. I am English, born in Middlesbrough, England. My wife was born in Hong Kong. We have three adult sons. A local Cantonese-speaking guide will give you one kind of truth. I give you another. Guests tell me that mix is the point.
Who this is not for
If you want to cover ground, book a private tour. The Insider Chat is not a short tour in a chair.
If you want me to build your days from scratch, I will not. That is your plan, or no plan. I will talk it through with you. I will not write it for you.
I do not do food tours. I do not do phone calls or video calls. Everything is in writing until we meet.
What two hours actually covers
You steer it.
Some people want daily life: money, manners, MTR (Subway), taxis, weather, what is worth the time and what is a crowd with a ticket booth.
Some people want history and politics without a lecture and without the version they read before they landed.
Some people want an honest view of Victoria Peak, the Big Buddha, Tai O Fishing Village, the harbour and the old streets, from someone who has walked them with guests for 15 years and lived with them a lot longer.
Some people just want to test what they think they know. That is a good use of the two hours.
I will tell you the good, the awkward and the occasionally ugly. No script. No filter. Plain English.
If you already have a plan
Bring it. AI, a spreadsheet, a page of notes, a list from a friend. I will go through it with you.
I do not write a new one.
The usual problem is not the list of places. It is the timing. Hong Kong looks small on a map. Walking to the station, waiting, changing lines, queues and weather eat the day. A plan that looks tidy on a screen can turn into a 12-hour slog. Two hours in a chair can save you that, if you want the plan checked. If you do not have a plan, we talk about the city instead.
Practical facts
When: a time that suits you. Morning, afternoon or early evening.
Where: your hotel lobby, a quiet seat we agree, or Hong Kong International Airport for layover and transit guests. If you would rather talk over breakfast, lunch or dinner at a place you choose, I can do that. Drinks and food are not included. I talk more than I eat these days.
Duration: 2 hours.
Group size: private, 1 to 6 people.
Fee: US$200 flat, about HK$1,560. That is the total for the group, not a per-person price. Cash on the day, US$ or HK$.
Airport meetings: add US$25 / HK$200.
Last-minute bookings: yes, when I can. Twenty-four hours’ notice is kinder.
Larger groups: ask. I will tell you if it can work.
The live fee and the booking form sit on the Prices | Book Now page. Treat that page as the current list if this one and that one ever disagree.
How to book
Contact me.
Use the booking form on this page, the form on Prices | Book Now, WhatsApp to +852 65325013, or email. I reply within 24 hours unless I am already out with guests.
Tell me the date, the rough time, how many people, the hotel or airport, and whether you are bringing a plan. That is enough.
I do not take phone calls. Written notes keep the details straight.
So there you go.
J3’s Hong Kong Insider Chat
So the answer is yes I do take last minute bookings but preferably with 24 hours notice please.
Please note that you cannot click on the calendar to make a booking use my booking form further down the page or you can simply send me a short message using my contact form or an email or a whatsapp message
Please note that bookings are subject to my availability and are on a first come first served basis;
Generally speaking if the day is marked blank it means I am not available
I am also available even on days where I have an existing experience depending on your timing for the experience, no harm in asking as they say, I will do my best to fit you in.
please be reminded that I will do my utmost to try and fit you in if my schedule is busy!
When checking my availability please note it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to answer the phone when I am with my guests or otherwise engaged, also note that I cannot answer emails or messages when I am with guests, my focus is on the project I am busy with on the day.
Please remember my availability can change very quickly
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J3’s Hong Kong Insider Chat Pricing
Prices are in US$ and HK$
J3’s Hong Kong Insider Chat fee is the TOTAL experience fee as per my price below, this is NOT a per person fee, any questions, please contact me
Price List is Valid as of 22nd November 2025
J3’s Hong Kong Insider Chat fee is the TOTAL fee in US$ & HK$- see my notes below regarding food, drinks and snacks and such.
Price List Notes
Payment in CASH when we meet in US$ or HK$
• Duration: 2 hours
• Fee: US$200 flat (HK$1,560) – cash on the day
• The Fee is the TOTAL fee for 1 - 6 people and NOT a per person amount
• Coffee, tea, drinks or snacks NOT included
• Airport meetings: Additional US$25 / HK$200 surcharge
Booking a J3 Hong Kong Insider Chat is very simple
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I have completed over 2,400+ private tours of Hong Kong since 2011 with almost 7,000 guests from all over the world!
……and I have done tours with people who have the following diverse occupations: a real princess, very close relatives of a US President, a one-star admiral of the US 7th Fleet, a nuclear missile operations officer (missileer) for the USAF, plumbers, postman, supplier of all frozen burger patties to McDonald’s, nuclear sub commanders, farmers, chip shop owner, teachers, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalists, photocopier repair guys, lawyers, rocket scientists, movie producers, consul generals, police officers, homicide detectives, travel agents, housekeepers, linguists, retired and serving CIA officers, fighter pilots, army and navy guys, socialites, students, judges, journalists, software geeks, nuclear power plant inspectors, surgeons, doctors, forensic pathologists, nurses, coroners, venture capitalists, hospice directors, town planners, accountants, psychiatrists, nuclear physicists, professional athletes, ferry captains, commercial pilots, airline crew, social workers, veterinarians, musicians, theme park executives, professional photographers, college professors, gaming geeks, inland revenue tax officials, American Air Force B-52 bomber pilot, senior engineer / ballistic missiles, bodyguards, beer salesmen, park rangers, scuba diving instructors, popcorn machine makers, coastguard officers, firemen, structural geologists, architects, surveyors, Hooters waitress, dentists, ski instructors, civil engineers, air traffic controllers, electricians, top law professors at major US universities, librarians, steel guys, economists, homemakers, novelists, book publishers, currency traders, carpenters, a rabbi, boiler maker, strawberry farmers, food bloggers, morticians, financial advisers, corporate video makers, private investigators, bounty hunters, chiropractors, builders, stonemasons, botanists, dog sitters, spy, geneticists, Interpol agents, prison food suppliers, radio announcers, military cryptologists, forklift drivers, locksmiths, ice cream maker, pastry chef, baker, zoo keepers, explosives experts, DEA agents, coffee traders, diamond buyers, wedding photographers, Google gurus, geologists, professor of medieval history, navy chefs, camp site operators, animal embalmers, telecoms engineers, helicopter pilots, oil industry divers, navy seals, editor for USA Today, landscape gardeners, Mary Kay super agents, hotel owners, TV actors, optometrists, gourmet chefs, acclaimed plastic surgeons, barristers, travel bloggers, politicians, funeral home directors, former gang member, anthropologist, children’s book author, geophysicist, chicken artist, priest, movie makeup artist, expert witness, bail bondsman, opera singer, master brewer, child prodigy, debt collector, Victoria’s Secret store manager, head of a major charity, celebrity TV talking heads, Fortune 500 CEOs, corporate trainer, futures trader, waitress (quite a few), general manager of a worm bait company, owner of an RV dealership, convenience store owner, owner of an amusement game manufacturer, elephant conservationists, chemist, high school students, crematorium operator, concert pianist, vet from Honduras, hair stylist for a funeral home, calendar maker, pedicab operator, poets, F-16 fighter pilot USAF, Steve Jobs’ doctor, major US Democratic politician, big cheese executives from HBO and CBS, famous journalist and a journalism professor, former Secret Service agent, famous rare coin and stamp collector, major charitable foundation owner … and some really, really senior people from J.P. Morgan, Starbucks, United Airlines, Boeing, Google and Microsoft.
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